These funny stories must be told:
Our preschool director is Mrs. Becky. Mrs. Becky is wonderful! She loves the kids and she loves the teachers. She genuinely desires the best in ALL of us. She used all the money she made at her position (and more I'm sure) on all of us. I have never worked for a better boss - and we know I've had quite a few. She probably weighs 115 soaking wet.
On the last day of school (Thursday) in Abbie's class, they had a SpongeBob Squarepants pinata. I can truthfully say that I would LOVE to smack SpongeBob. That show gets on my nerves so badly! Did you know they have only made about 90 episodes!? How many times can my children watch the same thing!? I digress. All the kids in the 3s class had taken turns hitting it and it still wasn't busted. Abbie told me that Mrs. Becky came in and "whacked the heck out of it with a chair." I don't know where she got such colorful language but the image of Becky "whacking" that pinata with a chair makes me laugh.
Again on the last day of school.... At about 8:00 at night, Abbie says to me "Mommy you forgot to put on my panties this morning." This was told in laughing voice like it was too funny! I said "You didn't have any panties on today???!!!" and then I checked. Nope, no panties. She told me that I had forgotten to put them on her that her morning. To set the record straight - SHE took them off when she used the bathroom that morning and didn't put them back on.
Jim said "Tell me she has on shorts under that." It was a skort. Criss-Cross Applesauce everybody!